Ryan Reynolds Scrambles for Tim Hortons' Breakfast

His personal assistant seems stressed for some reason

Ryan Reynolds’ wig chiller may melt to a puddle on his dressing-room floor.

But now, the Deadpool star can enjoy a Scrambled Eggs Loaded Breakfast made his way at Tim Hortons’ every single day.

One less item for RR’s eccentric and oddly specific backstage rider.

Though he still demands a jigsaw puzzle, one piece from completion. And newspapers with all references to birds redacted. (We get it. Birds are scary sometimes.)

A left-handed cane … think about it. (And what’s the deal with Ryan and ice sculptures?)

Ryan’s Maximum Effort agency crafted the spoof to celebrate the star’s branded eggs, bacon (or sausage) and hash-browns menu item debuting at Hortons’ this week.

“There’s something really special about having the chance to collaborate with such an iconic and beloved Canadian brand,” Ryan says in campaign materials.

“When I visited the Tim Hortons Test Kitchen, I took my role very seriously. By which I mean I ate an irresponsible amount of eggs. And honestly? I regret nothing.”